Sunday, May 28, 2006

WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO WHEN IT'S DONE

Sometimes people ask me, what are you going to do with this thing when it's finished? Are you going to sell it, or what? Have you guys even like, thought about that at all?

First, we'll get super rich and famous because of our movie. Then, we'll go out and buy Armani suits, which we'll wear exclusively and all the time - we'll buy one, and then immediately soil it with spagetti stains, soya sauce stains, burn marks, and bodily fluids. We won't ever bother washing them - we'll throw it out and buy a new one, or crowds of girls will tear them off our bodies, whichever comes first or is more convenient under the circumstances. We'll drive Italian sports cars, travelling at all times at the highest speed we can manage. We'll always be driving with one hand, as there will be a martini in the other hand at all times. We will also laugh to ourselves constantly in a maniacal a sort of upper-crust sounding screech/giggle. We will crash our Italian sports cars into telephone poles constantly, after which we will go straight to the dealer, martini still in hand, and buy a new one. Which we then will drive off in at top speed.

That is the plan.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous6:35 PM

    Maybe, just maybe, this is actually the movie you should be making.

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